老友记祝福语 共33句

1. “You know, like a cow’s opinion. It doesn’t matter. It’s moo.^v^

2. “I’m not even sorry.”

3. “The more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink.”

4. “I wish I could, but I don’t want to.”

5. “He’s her lobster.”

6. “Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it!”

7. “No uterus, no opinion.”

8. “I say more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people say all day.”

9. “Isn’t that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?”

10. “I don’t even have a ‘pla.’”

11. “Here come the meat sweats…”

12. “Looks like a fun gang.”

13. “He’s so pretty I want to cry.”

14. “I can’t have a mimosa at breakfast? I’m on vacation!”

15. “Could I BE wearing any more clothes?”

16. “I mean sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.”

17. “It’s so hard to care when you’re this relaxed.”

18. “You hung up on the pizza place? I don’t hang up on your friends.”

19. “I’m full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, I’ll regret it.”

20. “I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love.”

21. “Your love is like a giant pigeon crapping on my heart.”

22. “Thirteen bathrooms in this place, I threw up in the coat closet.”

23. You threw my sandwich away? MY SANDWICH?

24. “I’m curvy and I like it.”

25. “Joey doesn’t share food!”

26. “The fridge broke so I had to eat everything.”

27. “WE WERE ON A BREAK!”

28. “They don’t know that we know they know we know.”

29. “It’s a Sunday. I don’t move on Sundays.”

30. “I have to go before I put your head through a wall.”

31. “Ah, humor based on my pain.”

32. “In all my life I never thought I would be so lucky as to fall in love with my best [friend].”

33. “Thank you my babies.”